This reminds me of so many awesome things, in the most awesome way!
(Source: Spotify)
Hi,
First off, I’d like to thank you for taking this valuable time away from all of the really important stuff you could be reading about today. Be secure knowing that your attention to my need for attention does not go unnoticed and is truly it’s own reward.
Now folks, if you’re like me, and since you’re here, you probably at least like me, which gets us generally in the right ballpark, you just found another reason to love Taylor Swift in the form of the greatest twitter feed since 80s Don Draper!

In related news, I am supercalifragilisticexpialidociously excited that the first release, in the form of a digital only single called “Make Up”, from my new project Ha Scritto is officia…… wait. What? Oh, yeah. Hmmm. Okay. So, you’re saying that since the song is only a minute and 54 seconds long that being supercalifragilisticexpialidociously excited feels a little over the top? I see. Well, I think you’re wrong. I think I get to be as excited as I want to be about the things that are exciting to me. So there. Go read someone else’s weBlog and see how long it takes you to fall aszzzzzzzzzzzzz……..
As I was saying, today I am supercalifragilisticexpialidociously excited that the first release, in the form of a digital only single called “Make Up”, from my new project Ha Scritto is officially available. This tune was written and recorded by yours truly on June 9th and 11th here at my studio, Proper Pop.
You can name your price and purchase a copy for yourself by clicking on the “artwork” below and being redirected to something called bandcamp.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. So. Good. At. HTML.
Incidentally, the “name your price” concept basically means that if you hate music, and the people who make it, you can enter $0.00 into the “name your price” field and get the song for exactly the amount you chose to enter into the “name your price” field. Pretty cool, huh? So yeah, have fun destroying everything I’ve ever worked for and go download my new song for free.
For those of you who are still awake, click this part of this sentence for the latest in exciting entertainment from our friends in a place called Norway!
Lastly, they are playing The Happy Mondays at the Newtown Coffee shop here in the picturesque Buckswick neighborhood of Brooklyn!

That basically means I was just reminded of high school when i used to drive around in one of these:

Well, actually mine was probably closer to this, if it were dark blue:

But whatever … you get the idea that when I was in high school, the Happy Mondays were popular and I had a ‘66 Mustang. Occasionally I am so cool it hurts.
Mwah!
M
P.S. I also made a “video” for my new song.
Hi,
Since you asked, the secret to my special Thursday Morning Pancake extravaganza is … wait! Wait for it …

… a scoop of Chatfield’s Carob Powder.
I know. Pretty freaking genius right???
Oh and speaking of genius. Say what you will about the everyone’s favorite new pope being a real swell non materialistic down to earth guy, he is still the world’s leading wholly misogynistic tax evading purveyor of false hope. Indeed the promsise of the Catholic Church is very, very, very fu@%ing alive and well in Carrie Charlesworth’s heart! Click anywhere on this part of this sentence to find out why she probably deserved it.
Did I mention that I am the son of “god” and you should all give me a few bucks every Sunday so I can help make sure you get to live forever after you die? It’s totally true. What? Oh, you think there can only be one son of “god”? How would you know? I am the son of “god” and I am telling you that I am the new son of “god” and if you don’t believe me you will not live after you stop living. What? What do you mean? I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t believe me and just hand over a bunch of tax free money….?
In related news, this song was just on here at the old Newtown cafe and enduced a pretty freakin’ religious experience for me to hear it for the first time in probably 10 years.
Play it again! Again! Again!!!!! Louder! Why can’t it get any louder in here!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh, and speaking of loud … mark your dumb calendar for July 14th. Mother Feather. Brooklyn Bowl.
Oh, and speaking of people who look great in make-up, mark your dumb calendar for 3 hours from now when I’ll take over the front corner of Tree with Andy Fitzpatrick and the Tree Trio. Where? At Tree. It’s supposed to be Three? Yeah. But there’s no “THE” in Irish. Or something.
Mwah!
M
P.S. NewMuzakComingSoon.
P.P.S. HaScrittoToThePeople!
P.P.P.S. You can do whatever you want.
Hi,
Visit resident friend of the people Luke Wesley and download his new single.
Mwah!
M
Single available next week. Album available july 9th. CD Release Party on July 11th at Music Hall of Williamsburg.
Hi,
If you’re like me, you don’t really give a crap whether or not Barry, The Big O, AKA The Great Appeaser, is listening to your phone calls. The closest I’ve been to domestic terrorism was raging all over the many and varied bridges of Englewood, FL when I was 13…

And if it matters, which is doesn’t, I also think it’s awesome that this dude blew the whistle on this NSA stuff. I think it’s a great distraction from things we need to be distracted from. That said, this other dude makes some other points that are worth reading about if you have a break from all that time you’ve been spending trying to figure out when the next Mother Feather record is coming out! I mean, really, people!?!?!?!?
In unrelated news that you have to promise not to tell anyone about … I mean, do you promise? What? Say it again! Say it, louder! Say: I promise to keep the forthcoming sentence a secret. Mother Feather may or may not have just received the mastered tracks for a 7” Vinyl, only, release coming out next month thanks to the good folks at Tiger Blanket! What’s that? Oh, I don’t know anything about new Mother Feather t-shirts either …
Mwah!
M
P.S. Last night was the listening party for the forthcoming Ariel Lask EP, on which I played something called “The Electric Bass Guitar.”
P.P.S. It sounds awesome.
P.P.P.S. Really.
P.P.P.P.S. Later this month I am going on tour with the great Kris Gruen! And I’ve just been told that the great Butch Norton will be on drums! Come see us at Bowery Electric on July 1st.
Hi,
Okay, so the video that this part of this sentence links to is about a minute longer than it should be, but it’s still pretty freakin’ funny.
And speaking of things that a lot of people wished they could honestly say is stinky, you should totally also be listening to Daft Punks latest album. I know, I know … it’s been out for like 2 weeks already and you totally forgot about it. Anyway, I think it’s great so that’s all you really need to know. You can of course feel free to disagree … you’ll just be wrong. Maybe you’re used to it? Personally, I hate being wrong and I get all passive aggressive whenever I don’t get my way. Yeah, just like a little kid. What of it?
Moving along with today’s episode of “Things I Do That I Am Encouraging You To Also Give A Crap About” it is with mucho excitement that we at Mother Feather invite you to a special twilight show this Wednesday at Rockwood Music Hall. Don’t ask me why we’re playing at 8pm on a Wednesday! Cray Cray right? Ha! I said Cray Cray! How incredibly hip of me. Anyway, yeah … 8pm on a Wednesday! Apparently there is a business side to the Muzak business… or something. Anyway, you should come down and get you dumb face melted.
Incidentally, the very kind and generous folks at Rockwood Muzak Hall and BBQ are taking the aforementioned twilight on Wednesday, June 5th, performance of Mother Feather as an opportunity to release to the world a truly fantastic little video they made of a recent Mother Feather show. Gosh, sentences can be so long sometimes! Anyway … check it out! Mother Feather Live At Rockwood … the song is called Egyptology, which is incidentally the second best song on youtube featuring the word “asp”.
Hope to see you Wednesday …
Mwah!
M
P.S. That Egyptology s#!t was mixed here at Proper Pop by yours truly.
P.P.S. The other asp.
P.P.P.S. Only better because cuz it’s REM and from one of the greatest albums ever.
P.P.P.P.S. Or so I think.
Hi,
As many of you have long suspected, for about the last 14 months, 2 weeks, 3 days and 11 hours, Ariana Huffington and I have been having a not so secret umm, relationship. Sure, we’ve been trying to deny, deny, deny … because that’s just what people do. But now I guess, as the following coverage of Mother Feather surely shows, it’s time we let the cat out of the bag.
Mother Feather: The Becoming of a Great New York City Band
A story:
A girl, a New Yorker, a bartender at a songster club falls into a depression. She’s sick of her band, her relationship, her body. She doesn’t know what she wants. She starts cussing:motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker. She buys a trampoline. Motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker.
She jumps: Mother Feather.
Mother Feather is a great New York City band in the tradition of Great New York City Bands. They aren’t a Brooklyn band. They aren’t genteel and they don’t look at their shoes when they play. Their stage show matches the bombast of Black Sabbath with the kinetic sexual energy of Karen O squared.
Ann: There is something about two women that is so much more interesting than one woman. When you have one woman come into a bar, she is interesting. But when you have two women come into a bar there’s something…
Lizzie: There’s a relationship…
Ann: There’s a relationship…
Lizzie: And people want to watch a relationship on stage.
Ann: Totally.
Ann Courtney has black hair, bangs. She’s pretty, wears red lipstick and speaks slightly through her nose in a flat tone with just a touch of gravel. Elizabeth Carena, who Ann refers to unfailingly as Lizzie, is tall with high cheekbones, bright eyes and a wild swath of curly red hair. Off-stage, they are easy going, the kind of girls that “can drink beer with the guys;” it is easy to imagine them making crazy on a Friday night with a scrabble board and a bottle of wine. On-stage, they are the front women of Mother Feather and they, with the help of guitarist Chris Foley’s fat classic metal tone, the stage presence of bassist Matt Basile and the thunder drumming of Gunnar Olson, tear the fucking roof off it.
Ann says, I don’t always feel liberated but within the confines of the band, the songs, the stage show (I do). We have built a show that is hard to sing, is hard to perform, like I have to be vocally in shape, I have to be physically in shape. I cannot phone it in. And that in a way is very liberating. So that I can’t be lame. I have to be the dream.
Both Ann and Lizzie describe the band in terms of transformation. Mother Feather is an ideal, something they aspire to.
Ann: Those songs give me strength, the band gives me strength. Mother Feather songs are Mother Feather songs because they are empowering to sing. There’s not a single self-deprecating word uttered ever.
On the surface, the songs are mostly about dancing or sex but closer readings get at the ideal: The Becoming. One of the joys of seeing Mother Feather live is watching this transformation in real time. Both Ann and Lizzie are seasoned performers. Ann cut her teeth singing lead for the downtown band Ann Courtney & the Late Bloomers for six years after studying theater performance in college. Elizabeth works as a stage actor and can currently be seen in Then She Fell…, an interactive, immersive theater performance now playing in a Williamsburg warehouse. But what makes Mother Feather an oddly emotional show comes in watching The Becoming happen in real time. Courage only exists in fear and strength truly shines through vulnerability. The strength this band exudes, and Ann Courtney especially, is like young Marlon Brando’s strength on-screen: the sensitivity of the guy is unnerving, you immediately want to fuck him and at the same time you never know if he might just rip your damn head off. Mother Feather does this while subverting the Brando ideal, this is a proudly feminist band we are talking about here and they aren’t afraid to play with that ideal, too. But also they push that feeling outward. The Becoming is not simply stage craft and it isn’t limited to Ann or Lizzie or any of the players in the actual band. At a Mother Feather show The Becoming is happening to you. So put your phone away and dance the fuck along.
Hi,
Since this is my personal web log, I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank you for prying yourself away from all the interesting things happening in Rihanna’s life and stopping by to find out about all the interesting things happening in my life.
What are some of the interesting things happening in my life? Well, this evening I ate popcorn and chocolate ice cream for dinner. Mainly because I was too lazy to cook that awesome tuna steak sitting in my freezer. I’m thinking about cooking it on Sunday. Looking at my calendar, I think this Sunday is gonna be a great day to really have some quality time with a tuna steak. I’ll probably clean my apartment and do some touch-up painting before I cook my tuna steak. You know, because it’s springtime and I feel so full of springing sensations. Yeah, that’s gonna be cool. What’s also interesting is that I’ll probably be listening to that new/old Ella Fitzgerald LP I bought the other day while I eat the tuna steak that I didn’t cook tonight because I ate popcorn and chocolate ice cream. Oh, and speaking of interesting stuff … why are you reading this?
Actually, I know why. You’re reading this because you wanted to find out when the next under-promoted Alfonso Velez (AV if you’re nasty) show is gonna be. Well, you’re in luck because I’ve been updating my calendar of upcoming things that I am doing with Alfonso. AV is playing Saturday night at midnight. At Rockwood Muzak and Matzo Hall.
In related news, someone in the Catholic Church is trying to make sense.
In more unrelated news, I’m pretty pumped to report that after yesterday’s awesome afternoon of guitar overdubs with Mr. Foley and G-is-for-Gunnar-with-an-A over here at ProperPop … it would appear that all tracking for the forthcoming Mother Feather release has been completed. Unless of course someone has some more bright ideas, of which there may be … and that would be fine. Within reason I guess. Anyway … you can’t wait to hear the new MFer stuff. Believe. Me.
Mwah!
M
P.S. Happy Birthday Bernie …
Last ones for now.
#twindangerliveintokyo
P.S. Yeah, the white doilies … in a taxi cab. Scratch that. In every taxi cab in Tokyo.
P.P.S. Music labeled “Black Music” … pretty much in every record store.
Came across some photos from the Twin Danger shows at Billboard Live in Tokyo last month. Here’s three to prove that not all Asians look the same.
P.S. When do I get to go back?????
#twindangerliveintokyo
I’m extremely happy to release a bit of new music for you today. This is the first in a series of songs I’ll be putting out over the coming months….eventually it may become an album or an EP, but for the time being, this is all you’re getting!!
If you like it, please share it, tweet it, spread it in any way you choose…it would be greatly appreciated!ps…if you or friends you know live in Germany, I’ll be here for the next few weeks for some shows….
05.24 Panorama Museum, 8pm (Bad Frankenhausen, Germany)
05.25 Burgersaal, 8pm (Brehlinger Mitte, Germany)
05.26 Mellow Gold Bar, 8pm (Bielefeld, Germany)
05.27 Sing Sing, 8pm (Hannover, Germany)
05.28 Friendly & Competent, 8pm (Hamburg, Germany)
05.29 Spielbudenplatz, 8pm (Hamburg, Germany)
05.30 Gastfeld, 8pm (Bremen, Germany)
05.31 Gastfeld, 8pm (Bremen, Germany)
06.01 Schwan, 8pm (Duesseldorf, Germany)
06.02 Winebar Cabernet, 8pm (Bad Salzuflen, Germany)
06.04 Fyal Central, 8pm (Muenster, Germany)
06.05 LOP, 8pm (Minden, Germany)
06.06 Happy Billard, 8pm (HH-Bergedorf, Germany)
06.07 Kasseturm, 8pm (Weimar, Germany)
Posted: 05/29/2013 10:59 am
Michael Patrick Flanagan Smith