Race Relations 101: Cain Beats Perry In Florida Straw Poll Upset
Hi,
Clearly in an effort to prove once and for all the Georgia is in fact a more racist state than Florida, presidential candidate Herman Cain was handily handed Rick Perry’s ass by about 2000 Floridians in something called a “Straw Poll” following the republican presidential nominee campaigners debate. Yeah Florida! In case you spend all your time following would be contemporary soft rock starlets around the Lower East Side, Herman Cain is black and Rick Perry is the Governor from Texas which by definition makes him not black. You’re welcome.
In related news, I just cleaned my kitchen while listening to the soon to be forthcoming album by The Dig. What? Oh you haven’t heard it? Well, this is one of my favorite songs …
You can come tell me how jealous you are tonight at The Scratcher Bar where I’ll be playing something called The Double Bass with Andy Fitzpatrick for something called The Scratcher Sessions. The Scratcher is on 5th St and Bowery. We start at 8pm.
Mwah!
M
