Life 101: Guys, It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This
Hi,
Today the guy that knocked down Muhammad Ali in the fight below died today. Yes, it’s the whole fight, so you’d better go to the fridge now and grab a can of Old Milwaukee ’cuz the next hour of your life is gonna be pretty awesome.
He’s also the only guy who ever talked back. To Ali, that is.
In related news, don’t forget to put the recycling out on the curb tonight so your superintendent can just throw it in with all the other trash.
Oh and speaking of “personhood.”
Mwah!
M
P.S. I’d be remiss if I didn’t spend the next moment reminding you to purchase the new releases from …
P.P.S. Casey Shea …
P.P.P.S. And …
P.P.P.P.S. Mother Feather …
P.P.P.P.P.S. And …
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Andy Fitzpatrick …
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. My career will thank you.
