Advertising 101: Soldier Boys And Jesus Freaks

Hi, 

I finally paused Noel Gallagher’s infinitely repeating new album long enough to watch the second most awesome video ever: 

In related news, if you’ve been wondering how to financially profit off of other people’s silly protest efforts, then look no further than our good friend Jay-Z, and our guardian angels over at Muzak Television, by clicking on this part of this sentence. 

And speaking of feeling completely marginalized by the liberal media, don’t forget to buy your tickets for The Casey Shea Band’s performance at Bowery Ballroom on December 15th. I know the Bowery website kinda makes it look like we’re the opening act, but we in the camp of DOMINATION choose to view the lineup as an homage to the great Ralph Ellison who of course wrote that “the end is in the beginning and lies far ahead“ about a completely unrelated subject. 

And since December 15th is so far away, you’ll be happy to know that you’ll also have an opportunity to compliment me on my age defying hair follicles when Mother Feather takes the stage at Rockwood Music Hall this Friday, November 18th. We’ll take the stage at around midnight. And since you’ll be saving so much money by not having to buy a ticket to the show I’m sure you’ll do you part to support all the things you claim to support by purchasing a CD or a T-shirt. I say I’m sure because I know you’re a good person. See? You wouldn’t want me to think you were a not good person would you? Good. See you Friday! 

BTW, did I tell you how good Noel Gallagher’s new album is? 

Mwah!

M