Fundraising 101: Mother Feather. Friday Feb 10th. Mercury Lounge. 11pm.

Hi, 

Even though I never received the 8x10 signed photo of Tony Hawk that incentivized my donation to the Tony Hawk Foundation I am still pretty pumped to know that my $20.00 helped build a brand spanking new skate park! So, if you or someone you love loves the art of skateboarding and lives within 40 or so miles of Long Beach, CA I totally suggest you go there and think of me and all the money my physical therapist makes off of my insurance provider while you’re shredding. 

And speaking of people who will totally forget about you and your pathetic little life after you’ve so generously donated to their cause, don’t forget that today is the last day to get advance tickets for a certain rock and roll show featuring something called “Mother Feather.” And in case you haven’t been paying attention, said rock and roll show featuring something called “Mother Feather” is being put on in order to raise something called “money” in order to do something called “record more music.” So, while you’re at the show you be able to purchase T-Shirts of women kissing and other things like “the last batch of music we recorded” and then go home feeling all warm and fuzzy that you supported your local community of artistsdklfhjgaslkhgpbnsv;df/klgad’;g entobjdf’glv ;afjsd;fhjsoi;dbnvs’jdsfkdjfbamc .zmxns.jdnvsdfvksjndamcfndsjfsdkv.sdmfnas/dkfnakds. Baarf.

See you tomorrow. 

Mwah! 

M

P.S. Tonight I’m playing with the very cool Jeff Litman.

P.P.S. It’s his album release show. 

P.P.P.S. He’s from Minnesota too.