Promotion 101: You May Never Finish You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger

Hi, 

Since you asked, here is what I am/was eating for breakfast:

And here is who will be eating you for dinner on July 9th:

You should get your tickets here: http://boweryballroom.com/event/6568 … before everyone else gets theirs and the website says Sold Out and then you have to go Bowery Ballroom anyway and say “isn’t there two more tickets left?” And they say “lemme see.” And then after about 2 and a half seconds they say “yeah there are two tickets left. You want both? That’ll be $30.00.” No please. No thank you. You just hand over the money and know you could’ve saved $4.00 if you had listened to me. But you never listen do you? No. That’s half you problem isn’t it? That and the company you keep. Oh yeah? That mouth of yours will get you in trouble one of these days.

In other news, there’s probably gonna be other cool announcement type announcements about the Mother Feather at Bowery Ballroom show coming up soon. So, keep holding your breath. You’ll be breathing again before you know it.

In related news, the Casey Shea band has two gigs this week. But neither of them are listed on his website. That’s on account of him having the greatest record label in the history of labels that reblog cool video clips of Louis CK in all the spare time they have not posting the gigs that THE CASEY SHEA BAND HAS THIS WEEEEEEEK!!!!!! Luckily for you you have me to tell you where to be to see this great band sing all of Casey’s great songs and one of my decent songs too. What’s that? Of yeah, he even put my song on his upcoming album. What’s that? Yeah, he’s got a new album. It’s done. I mean, the last I heard, it was done and my song was still on it. Pretty cool huh? Yeah, me too. I’ll totally tell you when it’s available so you can buy it and I’ll have a few more pennies to go towards that cottage in Misquamicut, RI. In the meantime, you’ll just have to come to the shows we’re playing this week. Actually, I’m not sure you can go to the first show. So, just ome to the second one. It’s at this place called Rockwood Music Hall. It’s kinda the same kinda place as Cafe Vivaldi, except the sound men are better looking in that there are actually sound men working at Rockwood Music Hall. And no I did not unintentionally not say Sound Person. I know what the appropriate term is but there are actually not any females working sound at Rockwood Music Hall. You’ll have to ask them if that is intentional yourself. The sound men do however have great haircuts. Especially the one who looks like Justin Bieber. Anyway, The Casey Shea Band is playing at Rockwood this Saturday at 11pm. Shocking I know. 

Mwah!

M

P.S. In other recording news, the great Andy Fitzpatrick will be releasing his new single this coming Monday, June 13th. 

P.P.S. I’ll tell you more about that and how I recorded my bass for the B side tomorrow. 

P.P.P.S. I just listened to my new LP copy of the album this sentence links to and I am reminded that being sixteen had it’s high points after all.