Promotion 101: The Earth Was Shaking, My Mind Was Aching …
Hi,
By now, pretty much everyone much everyone knows that a sprawling earthquake just engulfed pretty much the entirety of the eastern seaboard. Everything is pretty much mo-fung-oh’d. But before all you pinko commie tree hugging yoga instructors start galavanting through the streets crying about global warming … I’ve got a little news flash for, straight off of something called “twitter”:
So yes, if your house just fell down, now you know who to blame. All inquiries for damages should call: TRA-MPO-LINE … that’s 872-676-5463 … operators are standing by to record your claim.
Incidentally, if you too want acces to the earthquake inducing web page pictured below, and thus get a FREE copy of the new Mother Feather EP BEFORE everyone else gets to buy it on September 30th …
… you’re gonna have to buy a t-shirt. Send a reply here to find out how. Or come see us at the Brooklyn Indie Music Festival Of People That Usual Play At Venues On The Lower East Side But For Three Days Will Be Playing At Little Field In Brooklyn on September 16th.
Mwah!
M
P.S. In other new release news, I have a sneaking suspicion that you can buy a copy of the as yet unreleased new Casey Shea album at TONIGHT’S SHOW!!! WHAT?!??!?!!!!?
