Posts tagged "Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds"

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

Nov 13
Damn, Noel. Does every song have to be so … good? 

Damn, Noel. Does every song have to be so … good? 


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Nov 14

Advertising 101: Soldier Boys And Jesus Freaks

Hi, 

I finally paused Noel Gallagher’s infinitely repeating new album long enough to watch the second most awesome video ever: 

In related news, if you’ve been wondering how to financially profit off of other people’s silly protest efforts, then look no further than our good friend Jay-Z, and our guardian angels over at Muzak Television, by clicking on this part of this sentence. 

And speaking of feeling completely marginalized by the liberal media, don’t forget to buy your tickets for The Casey Shea Band’s performance at Bowery Ballroom on December 15th. I know the Bowery website kinda makes it look like we’re the opening act, but we in the camp of DOMINATION choose to view the lineup as an homage to the great Ralph Ellison who of course wrote that “the end is in the beginning and lies far ahead“ about a completely unrelated subject. 

And since December 15th is so far away, you’ll be happy to know that you’ll also have an opportunity to compliment me on my age defying hair follicles when Mother Feather takes the stage at Rockwood Music Hall this Friday, November 18th. We’ll take the stage at around midnight. And since you’ll be saving so much money by not having to buy a ticket to the show I’m sure you’ll do you part to support all the things you claim to support by purchasing a CD or a T-shirt. I say I’m sure because I know you’re a good person. See? You wouldn’t want me to think you were a not good person would you? Good. See you Friday! 

BTW, did I tell you how good Noel Gallagher’s new album is? 

Mwah!

M


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Nov 15

Journalism 101: ‘Registering The Poor To Vote Is Un-American’ Piece ‘Indelicately Worded’

Hi, 

In today’s episode of “If the press comes via a close friend, does it actually count as press?” I offer you the following outstanding piece of journalistic musculature in the form of this review/interview for the new Casey Shea album “In Your Head” whereupon nobody says “this isn’t quite as amazing as the new Noel Gallagher album, but damn, dude, this is pretty much almost as amazing as the Noel Gallagher album that I don’t get to see him perform live tonight because I have my own sad excuse for a career to pursue.” Said interview/review is linked to in this part of this sentence.

In related news, you’re probably not cool enough to have already seen the following video, so now you have me to thank for posting it here: 

In more related news, for all of you who are disheartened by NYC’s mayor’s need to clean Zuccotti Park by way of awakening protesters to the sight of riot police at one o’clock in the morning and feel like your freedoms of expression are indeed being compromised, I encourage you to spend more time on the internet where freedom of choice, as evidenced in the photo / link below, is alive and well. 

In case you too haven’t had two perfectly prepared cappuccinos (complements of yourself and your Krupps XP1020 Espresso Cappuccino Maker, which is incidentally the best $60 you’ll ever spend) and have no idea what you’re supposed to be looking at, I’ve taken the liberty of licking on the convenient “AdChoices” link for your in order to demonstrate the continuing glory of our capitalist democracy system stuff. Simply click on this sentence to find out what I found out about how data powers our experiences! 

Mwah!

M

P.S. You can participate in the system of paying an additional $3.50 Service Fee for your tickets to the Casey Shea Bowery Ballroom show by clicking this part of this sentence. 

P.P.S. Sucker!

P.P.P.S. If you’re more of the Pinko-Commie Zuccotti Occu-Pottie type … 

P.P.P.P.S. You should mark you calendar for the Mother Feather Pop Rock Pot Luck this Friday!