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Hi,
Not much time to tell you all about how I’m having another great hair day! Thank god for humidity! Am I right or am I right guys?!?!??!??!
Anyway, you’ll have to come see for yourself tonight when I take the stage with none other than Jeff Litman at Arlene’s Grocery (8pm) … and then power over to Throgs Neck to a place called Rockwood Music Hall wherein super quintet Mother Feather will be impolitely melting faces at 11pm.
Oh and speaking of me and how good you think I look since I stopped adding sugar to my coffee … imagine how happy you’ll be to see me on stage next month with Mother Feather doing an acoustic set at this cool new cafe on the Bowery called: Bowery Ballroom.
Stay tuned to Mother Feather Dot We Freakin Rock Dot Com for details.
Mwah!
P.S. This Sunday, I’ll be playing my first full length gig on something called: The Upright Bass.
P.P.S. That’s gonna happen at 7pm I think.
P.P.P.S. That’s gonna feature the songs of Andy Fitzpatrick.
P.P.P.P.S. His songs are better.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Yup.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. http://www.theonion.com/articles/government-official-who-makes-perfectly-valid-well,20499/
