Civics 101: Midwest Militia More Like ‘Social Club’
Hi,
While you’re agonizing over what not to wear on your big date tonight I’m sitting here in Room 1121 at 111 Centre St. on a balmy Valentine’s Day proving that being late to your first jury duty doesn’t really matter. (ED Note: CORRECTION, if you show up late to jury duty you will have to spend another 30 minutes getting through security in a different court house in order to reschedule your civic duty! So, you know … Be on time. All the time.) Basically you just sit in an unused court room with a bunch of other people and listen to the goatee sporting overweight guy snore his happy little brains out while you wait to find out if you’re gonna be lucky enough to have an opportunity to acquit a bunch of cops for shooting a black guy who was reaching for his wallet. Or something. I’m just glad to at once be doing my duty and comfortable in the knowledge that I do not have a dinner reservation for this evening.
Anyway, a lot of people are starting to look at the snoring guy. SInce there is something called “wifi” here at the courthouse, I’m gonna look up the local noise ordinances and see if I can make a citizens arrest.

Alas, no such luck.
And speaking of saying something if you see something, be on the lookout for suspicious anti US militias lurking in our midst. And by suspicious I of course mean the “Hutaree”, otherwise known as a bunch of white men who are Christian who just happen to be playing war games in the their backyards hoping for a traffic stop to use as an excuse to start “a war against the US Government.”

Normally I would just find such a group of rabbel rousers amusing, except that I have something called a memory.
In related news, tomorrow night I’ll be playing at Rockwood Music Hall with three people who were each born in a foreign country that is not the United States.
Mwah!
M
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